Son-of-a-BITCH!

Ten Things That Make Greg Say “Son-of-a-BITCH!”

1. When someone leaves the plastic safety ring thingy around the neck of the milk jug AFTER it’s been opened.
2. When cabinet doors are left partially open for no apparent reason.
3. When the person in line ahead of you at the grocery store waits until the cashier gives her the total before she BEGINS to make out her check – even though she’s been waiting in line for 15 minutes.
4. When people take a day off work, yet still go into the office.
5. When you visit a retail store, ask to try on a size 8 shoe, and the salesperson brings back a size 9 and asks “Will this work…?”
6. When it starts raining at 4:38 p.m. on a Friday.
7. When you go to eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken and they give you one napkin.
8. When some women insist on wearing loud or clumsy shoes, even if it makes them sound like a Clydesdale pulling the Budweiser wagon.
9. When the person two cars in front of you feels the need to tap the brakes every 17 feet.
10. When a punk-ass 12-year-old on a bike cuts across four lanes, against the flow of traffic and in the middle of the block, only to shoot motorists a look that says “How dare you drive that motor vehicle down the street!”.