Ramblin' Man

1. Why is it that at the end of every Price Is Right, with a sparkle in his eye, Bob Barker gets a little TOO excited reminding everyone to spay or neuter their pets? “Bob meet Creepy…Creepy, this is Bob.”

3. Got a mailer today from the folks at Northwest Airlines, inquiring if I’d like to burn some mileage points on a selection of magazines. One of the magazines is titled Men in Nursing. My guess is that this magazine is not about men into hot, 22-year-old women dressed in latex nurse outfits, wearing platform shoes, demanding that their “wound be re-dressed”?

5. Jo-Ann Fabrics gives me a boner. Must be the intoxicating aroma of old people, bolts of polyester, and balsa wood. Sooo H O T!

-Greg